vacation! victory!

oh i'm going to europe for the next 2 weeks. there may be more postings, but there may be less. less, you say? how is this possible? oh save the attitude.
first off to nyc to catch up with my favorites, then barcelona, then athens and santorini and mykonos, topped off with a little paris on the side. a little scoop of paris should do.
in other news, i'm in love with a boy. that is all. also he cooks for me. that is all. ok i'll talk more if you need me to... not now, i gotta pack... what a tease.

Learning about the Benjamins

haha the name of this picture was Jew Gold

Since I have way too much to do, I figured the best thing would be to distract myself with my old friend, the internet blog. Also I think I may start getting death threats unless I write a new post (ahem LT). This month's edition teaches us the lessons of being an idiot, brought to you by yours truly.

Stupid things I've done this month:
1. Eat shit. I went to the park off of 2222 and 360, and it was closed for renovation, or as the city likes to call it, "Improving Austin." But I had packed everyone up in the car and we were there, and we were going to enjoy the damn park. So we ducked around some fences and got crafty (she gets around, she’s crafty, she’s always down) to get over to the other side. We’re hiking and there’s one area where you have to crouch down under some rocks on a ledge to get over the creek. So the beau takes the beagle in his arms and successfully crouches and balances his way over. I figure if he can do it, no problem for me… I’m pretty sure you know where this is going. I duck walk across the ledge and think I’m done, so I come up, knock my head on a rock, lose my balance, and fall right into the creek. Doink. That stuff stinks so bad. I can still smell it. Luckily, he managed to capture some great photos where I look like a sad poodle covered in mud. I’m so graceful.
2. Lose favorite sunglasses, probably at the same time.
3. Make My Very First Budget. My dad laughed at it and said, “Clearly you have never made a budget before.” Yeah, how can you budget when you’re $150k in debt without any income? That’s like trying to subtract pi squared from infinity. There’s no point; it’s all imaginary money anyways. This is going to be an interesting transition into adulthood. Dammit.

Unstupid things I’ve done:
1. Get myself a hot new condo in downtown Austin. Somehow Austin turned all trendy and metropolitan since I have been away, but I’m wholly embracing it. I figure why not get the city life for this year, since I get to come back to San Antonio, Mexico for más tacos y menos diversión. So the aforementioned beau found this hot number on the 26th floor with all windows in the living room, overlooking the lake and downtown. And it’s got a little galley kitchen with granite countertops, and I’m pumped that I don’t need a cutting board for the counters. And I have a balcony that looks out to the capitol. It’s superfly and I’m living in it. You will all come visit me, because I’m only living in it for a year. Book your flights now, but don’t bring many clothes… there’s very little closet space.

You would think I’d be concerned about My Very First Hot New Condo and My Very First Budget, but since I’m living in denial, nope. No worries.

2. Minor detail, I just finished medical school. I'm done with classes for now, but I graduate officially on May 22. And my dad is putting my doctoral hood on when I walk across the stage. Doesn't that just warm your cold black heart?

Wow, I didn’t mention food at all. Hershey's bars. Mmm. Oh and listen to Patty Griffin's song "Little Fire" for the lyrics.

Update: Well the condo's gone. Real estate agents are supershady.

The contents of my sister's purse

So my sister gave me one of her Hermes knock off purses, and I would just like to talk about what I found leftover in there when I went to clean it out. It gives you some good insight into why I'm confused we're sisters. In order of the way I found it:

1 lipstick, missing cap
1 lipgloss
1 chapstick
Japanese gum wrapper
Business card for Coquette vintage clothing in L.A.
6 dried purple raisins
12 dried golden raisins
(I had to switch from writing down numbers to keeping a tally at this point.)
Hello kitty band-aid
1 lollipop stick
1 pill (unknown; will Google soon)
1 dried contact lens
A fortune cookie fortune that says "You are admired for your impeccable tastes."
change

Then I had to dump it repeatedly to get rid of all the toothpicks at the bottom. I should also mention that she used this purse for going out, and I have decided to make it my doctor's bag. So now the contents look a lot more like this:

stethoscope
reflex hammer
alcohol swabs
flashlight
eye chart
ophthalmoscope
Maxwell's pocket book
car toy for distracting punk kids
crayons
1 lipstick, with top on
1 lipgloss, with top on
mints

That just really entertains me.

A Bloody Mary counts as a vegetable serving, right?

Well since I went ahead and took a nap from 7-9 pm, I'm pretty sure I won't be going back to sleep anytime soon. Let me just take this opportunity to share with you the deliciousness that is the Bloody Mary at South Congress Cafe. Get it or be sorry. It comes in this tall glass so you feel like you're at the diner sipping on a shake, with a big ol celery stick plopped right in there. It's spicy and thick but not too thick and sometimes you get full seeds of pepper through the straw. It's just good. I think Bloody Maries might be a girl thing though, because olives are apparently a controversial food. The olive is the closest thing green food can get to meat, so what is there not to love?

Anyways, my real reason for talking about So. Congress Cafe was to segue into running down Congress in my half marathon adventure. See how I did that there? 13.1 miles is really not all that rough when you have an assload of people cheering you on. Some of the highlights include a lone woman in a cow costume yelling "keep it moooooving, keep it mooooving," which I totally appreciate, because I love a good pun. Also the couple with the signs that said "You came hard, you came strong, you came fast" and then "That's what she said," because I love a good TWSS. That came around mile 11 and was quite a delightful treat. Also thanks to the jerkface who said it was all downhill after 10, because she lied hard in my face. Mile 12 was when my friend patted her thigh and said "come on! come on!" like she does to her doggie. That was less than a delightful treat up the hill. Mile 13 I just wanted to get my damn Tshirt and eat. I could tell that my friend was more excited about eating than finishing, because her first words after running across the finish line were "I really want some queso." That's when you know you're in Texas.

I'm pretty sure I've been horizontal for the past 3 days (TWSS) to make up for all the time I have spent being vertical these past 2 months. Now my body hurts from lying in this position for so long. I'd like to thank my mother for my Valentines bag of Snickers and generic brand York peppermint patties during this time of extreme laziness. They are delicious. You are the shit. Oh also Torchy's pork chili tacos. Very important to remember. Apparently the Brushfire is a favorite, but I'll take Tacodeli's Cowboy taco any day over a Brushfire. Mmm tacos.

bittersweet

On Thursday, January 14, I found out I am going to be an ophthalmologist. (That's an eye doctor.) This has been my dream job for so long, and I have kept saying that I would be happy just to match into the competitive field. That being said, I have been visiting so many different programs all over the country, and I had psyched myself up into moving and starting fresh. Most of the programs I visited said they would love to have me as a resident there, but I'm wondering just how much truth was in that.

I was hoping for Chicago, even though I knew that was a long shot. So I started getting excited about living in Boston with one of my best friends from college, or Florida, where the program was really impressive. Further on down the line, I put San Antonio, assuming I wouldn't have to think about staying put. Let me just make a sidenote to mention all the places I visited:

Chicago - UIC and Cook County (on 2 separate trips)
Little Rock, AR
Nashville
Boston
Chapel Hill, NC
Gainesville, FL
LA
Reading, PA
NYC
San Antonio
Austin (tomorrow)

Wednesday night I was out having delightful herby, fruity cocktails with my bestest friend in NY, who was trying, very successfully, to distract me from Thursday's results. When she left for the restroom, I checked my email and found one that said:

Congratulations! You have matched in this years Ophthalmology Residency Match. You will receive official notification from the SFMatch tomorrow via email beginning at noon. The program director or representative should be in contact with you beginning tomorrow, or you may contact your Medical School Deans office.

I started getting so excited and wondered just who loved me so much.

Thursday morning I got a call from a San Antonio number, which freaked me out until my dean introduced herself.
"Are you able to talk?"
"Yes!"
"Do you know your results?"
"No..."
"Well, you matched into ophthalmology!"
"YesIknowIgottheemailbutIjustdontknowwhereyet."
"Well, are you ready?"
"YES JUST TELL ME WHERE! [Sorry, Dr.Clare]"
"Well, you matched here, at San Antonio!" At first I thought I misheard her, but then I realized nothing really rhymes with 'here, San Antonio.'
"Oh."
"Well, are you happy?"
I think I said something to the effect that I wasn't expecting it, but yes I was happy. Then I quickly got off the phone and started bawling. I think it was just the fact that I had such high expectations to move. And that I would have to stay in San Antonio, which is just not my kind of city. Then I started thinking about how I'd be single or casually dating for the rest of my life, and have to get 5 dogs and then a dogsitter since I'd never be home, and how my mom would never have grandkids. Or she'd have accidental grandkids out of wedlock. This is what went through my ridiculous head.

Three days later, and several extremely dramatic crying sessions in the Chicago Midway airport bathroom (ironic layover) later, I can definitely say I'm happy. I get to be among an elite group who operates on peoples' eyes. I've worked my ass off, and this is a fabulous reward. It's not the ideal city, but I get to keep my house, which I will continue to redecorate, I get to keep my beagle, and maybe even get another doglet. I don't have to move, and I'll save money by living in this very inexpensive humongous-for-what-I-need home. I'm going to work with one of my ophtho friends, and will probably have other friends stay here too. I get to be in an program that I know well enough to call excellent, and I get to be trained in LASIK surgery, which is rare for residencies.

I may never know where I placed on the other programs' lists, and it's possible that San Antonio placed me high on their list, thus canceling out the other programs. But I do know that the program that knows me the best wants me, and saw how hard I am willing to work. I'm no med student superstar, but I managed to edge my way into a competitive residency. I'm really excited to start fresh, even if I am staying in the same spot. Start growing those cataracts so I can pop those puppies out!

unemployed and loving it

today i realized my ultimate job would be to work 1, maybe 2 days a week. i'm wondering how to make this happen long term.

today i woke up accidentally early, got myself some coffee, and finished watching slumdog millionaire. then i turned on nbc to watch for the commercial for SINUS BUSTERS, which my sister is starring in. note this is not her debut (please see "the mike and juliet show", mayonnaise phobia episode). so i've been muting the tv programs and only watching commercials. it's like DVR in reverse. except it's ok because some of the commercials are less annoying that kelly ripa tart, so it works out. my big outing today was to CVS to get milk, and i noticed my fridge looks like a bachelor's fridge. it has water, rum, diet pepsi and some old cheese. pretty sure it's been a month since i went to the actual grocery store.

i've been listening to the joni mitchell album "blue," specifically "river," which is so good but also makes me a bad kind of nostalgic. it also makes me realize that being alone with your thoughts is sometimes a very dangerous thing. thank god i have the today show and "oh no she didn't...2009" to distract me.

the beauty of chicago

chicago is my new favorite city. a main reason is because i remember it by the food i ate.

day 1. portillo's hot dog with everything: mustard, relish, freshly chopped onions, sliced red ripe tomatoes, kosher pickle and sport peppers piled onto a perfectly steamed poppy seed bun. ok i copied from their menu, but it was seriously perfectly steamed.

for dinner, rockit burger: apparently good morning america's favorite burger, so i kind of figured it would be trendy with the ingredients, but not amazing. turns out it was pretty good. brie and some truffle oil, greasy but good. turns out it's even better cold in the next few days when hungover.

day 2. deep dish pizza from lou malnati's. accidentally got the vegetarian and immediately regretted i passed up the sausage. still really good, like chicken pot pie comfort food.

quartino's. veal meatballs and veal meatball sliders, pizzas, a pasta with fresh peas which i'm really into these days, carafes of wine, smart and funny people around the table. delightful.

day 3. zamboni crepes at yolk. my friend and i were talking about the word "savory," because she had never heard it before. and i kept trying to explain it as the opposite of sweet, like sweet or savory crepes, but i realized it's kind of difficult to explain. it's just delicious. according to dictionary.com (my primary source for all information, after wikipedia. yoikes.)

savory: 1. Appetizing to the taste or smell: a savory stew. 2. Piquant, pungent, or salty to the taste; not sweet. 3. Morally respectable; inoffensive: a past that was scarcely savory. i like the 3rd one. i clearly need to use this word more. anyways, i explained to the waiter that i wanted something savory, and he pointed me in the direction of the zamboni crepes, which are: Scrambled eggs, ham, and spinach folded into two sweet crepes and topped with hollandaise sauce. Served with red diced potatoes or fresh fruit and toast, pancakes, or english muffin. i was a little scared of the hollandaise and eggs but it was so good. sososo good. i kept thanking the waiter, it was was that good. superlame. i also carried the leftovers around millennium park like it was my baby and kissed it while posing at the bean, it was that good.

i think we had beer for lunch? cold hamburger? big ass ohio state football fan sized glasses full of beer.

day 4. sunday brunch at home with (her) friends: egg strata (is this a midwest term? bc i don't know it), fresh fruit, pumpkin bread, turkey bacon, sausage, blintzes, low fat blueberry muffins (that one didn't go over so well), bagels and bellinis. happy!

definitely had cold burgers and fruit for lunch, and i'm pretty sure it was chicago mix popcorn for dinner (cheddar mixed with caramel). i think i could eat that every day.

so you can see why my trip to chicago was awful. apparently i like to talk about food, because this has turned into a food diary.

a cupcake a day

cupcakes are what make the world go round, so why not have them available at all times? my latest goal has become to open an office with an attached bakery. wouldn't everyone rather go to the doctor's office and sit in a bakery waiting room? you go and check in with my secretary, who directs you the pastries, you sit, have a cappuccino and a muffin, she comes out and calls your name, and you come back to my office happy. you can't be grumpy after a delightful coconut cupcake, sprinkled with deliciousness, and that would make me happy. also there will be couches. at least 2 couches. possibly hammocks, because those are the best. not incredibly professional, but i think we can work them in somehow.