So my sister gave me one of her Hermes knock off purses, and I would just like to talk about what I found leftover in there when I went to clean it out. It gives you some good insight into why I'm confused we're sisters. In order of the way I found it:
1 lipstick, missing cap
1 lipgloss
1 chapstick
Japanese gum wrapper
Business card for Coquette vintage clothing in L.A.
6 dried purple raisins
12 dried golden raisins
(I had to switch from writing down numbers to keeping a tally at this point.)
Hello kitty band-aid
1 lollipop stick
1 pill (unknown; will Google soon)
1 dried contact lens
A fortune cookie fortune that says "You are admired for your impeccable tastes."
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Then I had to dump it repeatedly to get rid of all the toothpicks at the bottom. I should also mention that she used this purse for going out, and I have decided to make it my doctor's bag. So now the contents look a lot more like this:
stethoscope
reflex hammer
alcohol swabs
flashlight
eye chart
ophthalmoscope
Maxwell's pocket book
car toy for distracting punk kids
crayons
1 lipstick, with top on
1 lipgloss, with top on
mints
That just really entertains me.
