Somehow some ghetto guy got ahold of my number, and I'm thinking he got in when a girl at a bar decided to give him a fake number, which just happened to be mine. I'd like to present you with the texting fun that I have had with this gentleman, stored in my phone as first name Max, last name The Dumbass. The spelling is Max's original work, unadulterated.
MTD 5/6: Hey
MTD 5/7: Hey
MTD 5/7: Hey is max
MTD 5/8: Hey
MTD 5/11: Hey
Me 5/13: I do not know you, max
MTD 5/13: Ok what school u go to
Me 5/13: Goodbye max.
MTD 5/13: Ok
MTD 5/18: Hey
Just... so many things wrong with this fellow. It seems he got the hint that I didn't know him, yet he keeps coming back for more. Then from another phone number, I get:
MTD 5/28: Heyy' It's Max
Me 5/28: Hey Max, it's still the wrong #
Meanwhile I have been answering phone calls from random numbers that are clearly him, but he just doesn't say anything when I answer. The first time he called he said, Hey, is Tania there? And I said, nope, you have the wrong number. So he's heard my voice, and he knows I'm not Tania. Yet this was not the end of Max.
From ANOTHER number:
MTD 5/28: Hey
MTD 5/28: Hey tania
MTD 5/28: Hey ms max [editor's note: I believe this is, "Hey It's Max"]
Me 5/28: Hey Max, still the wrong # no matter what phone you call from.
MTD 5/28: My brothers
MTD 5/28: U aint going to tx back {I debated writing, "No Max, I ain't going to tx back," but I just went with the silent treatment instead.]
MTD 5/31 [three days later]: Whats good
Me 5/31: Buddy this is not tania. You have the wrong number. Please stop texting and calling.
MTD 6/3: Hey then why u gave me ure phone number if u dirint whant me tx [Um. Wow.]
So then I decide I might as well have fun with him on this one...
Me 6/3: She must've given you a fake #. You got played.
MTD 6/3: No cuz last time i called and it whas u
MTD 6/3: No cuz last time i called and it whas u
I couldn't respond. I just couldn't.
And in between texting me via 3 phones, he managed to fit in another number. It's an unknown number, but based on prior history, I think it's safe to say it's our dear friend Max.
MTD 6/2: Hey
I'm debating just continuing this textual relationship, because it really brings me and my mom so much joy when I read them to her. She also makes me show all her friends these texts, and I do it, because, hey, I'm trapped in the house anyways.
