I'm currently raging, and I just need to get it all out there. I was ok with working on Thanksgiving, because my bossman said he'd make sure I'd get Christmas off. Turns out that's not going to happen. I just need a little vacation. That's all I'm asking for. Maybe 2 days in a row? Like a Saturday and Sunday? I remember weekends, I really do. It would have been better if I wasn't on f*ing call tonight. P.W.R.
Ok all better. What are we all asking for for Christmas? I want a coat from Anthropologie that's bohemian chic. That's my new style. Also I wouldn't mind an iPhone with Verizon... when's that going down? But most of all, I'd really like a vacation. Stop. Breathe. Rage out. How bout you Jews? What are we getting asking for in our yarmulke stockings? Punky the pug is asking for more treats, and a few more pounds of fat to be added to her collection. Zoey the beagle is asking for peace around the world. She's a furry angel.
My mom's meeting me for lunch today, because she could tell I was upset. Maybe she could tell because I woke her up this morning complaining. I told her to bring the pug for my spirits, but the princess doesn't tend to venture outside of her palace. The other day I was watching Some Like it Hot, and the MGM lion came roaring on the TV and scared the SHIT out of the pug. It was awesome. Also I realized the cure for post-work rage is watching Tommy Boy at the Worshams, because it really helped out yesterday. Thanks for letting me watch the house! Also, LW your bed is really comfy, I forgot. I've just been living your life, circa 1996. Also your cat George is a baller. I like pets. Ok wow It's time for me to sign off, bc this post is possibly even more random than my last one.
If you live in Austin, please no drinking and driving today. Just today. I don't want to see your ass in the ER while I'm on call. Bitter out!
